HEY! What’re you lookin’ at? Whatsamatta, ya bored or somethin’? Yeah, well, maybe ya never heard of it, but we got this thing called the World Wide Web, see? So ya got no excuse! There’s all kinds of crazy stuff out there just waiting to be discovered, and yer just sittin’ there twiddling’ yer thumbs...
What’s that, you say? “But Mr. Intertron, I don’t know where to go!” Awright, awready, stop your sniveling, I got
the Net Monkey on the job for ya, so you can just sit back suckin’ on that slurpee and let him do all the work!
Maybe yer wonderin’ what’s coming out next week?